Thursday, February 26, 2009
I Disagree
But it is not the leap that hip-hop/R&B needs, and it is not the blending of hip-hop/R&B and rap that will save both genres from being more than an interesting footnote in history. Kayne's artistic vision provides a nice candy shell around a hollow tasteless center that is his lyrics. When you cut through all the smoke and mirrors, you find Kayne is not doing anything different than anyone else in the hip-hop/R&B world. He's just doing it artistically. Don't be fooled by flashy music videos.
Kayne is also a horrible live performer who uses intricate stage set-ups and flamboyant effects to detract from his horribleness. I don't believe artists whose live performances fall so flat, will ever be able to significantly change a genre. How will listeners ever be able to trust the musician?
There is absolutely no need to sacrifice the complexities of rap lyrics so that they my be fit into a musically styled song, and there is no excuse for a musician to be so horrible live. To illustrate this I provide two examples.
The first Gnarls Barkley. Danger Mouse and Cee-Lo blend masterfully the musicality of Danger Mouse with the gritty rapping and gospel singing of Cee-lo. With this blending there is absolutely no sacrifice of lyrics, which remain complex, extremely dark, and not centered around the ego of the performers. The song "Crazy" was a huge leap forward which brought to the mainstream good rap, good beats, good singing, and generally good music. Not to mention a unified artistic vision that is astounding on the album, in the music video, and live. In the future Gnarls Barkley will continue to evolve and significantly contribute to not only rap and hip-hop/R&B but to evolution of music as a whole. Behold!
The second example is Lupe Fiasco. I'm not going to belabor the above mentioned points, so I'll be brief. Genius lyric, musicality, artistic vision, good live, and a mainstream recognition. He knows he can't sing so he doesn't try. Behold...again!
Kanye is not evolving anything but interesting videos and bad music. We are about as lucky to have Kayne as we are to have T-Pain. I am equality concerned about Kayne's lack of a fulfilling life as I am about T-Pain's love of a stripper. And now for something completly different.
Kanye West Welcome To Heartbreak Video
Ok this extended theorizing may be flawed. But...808's and Heartbreak is good. And we are lucky as FUCK to have him and he can be cocky as fuck as long as he keeps producing illness. Exhibit A: The song Bad News. Exhibit B:
Now if you have a slow computer you may not be able to watch this. And if you can don't worry your computer is not broken. Watch it. Carefully. Your mind will be blown. Props to the director, who threw in the whole history of film into this music video. It is a true masterpiece, with one incredible moment after another: Kanye swirl green windows visualizer like, to him talking to himself, the freeze, and then then he pops in between hidden on the wall, to the right foot tapping and his body sliding across the tv test colors when the synth strings come in. Has there ever been a better music video in its 30 year history? Anything so ambitious so flawlessly executed? the effects and procedures of the past, the pixelated fragments, the internet, the future. And I kept but think it says something about the modern human condition. What that is I won't go so far as to speculate. I'm just going to watch it again.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
dont let the blindness stop you from doing what you want to do!
http://www.youtube.com/wat
I'm Here To Get You Wet
Meditate on this:
!!!
"We will dominate this information revolution."
Listen. To. That. Bassline.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Herro
pick up phone
good morning machine,
you sound fresh!
have you taken a morning jog?
oh is that so?
but I must confess
I didnt call for Mrs. Mclousky.
no I must confess
I called for you
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Something surely Tom will disagree with

…for we are no longer interested in writing for the State-run institutions, for the supermarkets, academies, and bestseller racks. We’ve no desire to write for the commercial profit-run enterprises that feed an unending appetite for the humanist fairy-tale. We are striking against all notions of verbal communication as a medium of entertainment or enlightenment or education.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I got Money in the Bank, Shorty wat you drank
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Cut Up in Betweens
Phone calls to make, all day again. So I will write this blog over the course of the day, one word to one sentence at a time in between picking up the telephone.
I don't know about a bill, I'm just a messenger.
Just let it ring out...Its 9:45 you really going to pick up a call from a random number?
The Cydonian face, merely pareidolia? Just let me leave a message please.
I get it! Apophenia! That still doesn't explain the convincing connections between Nostradamus and 2012. (Bleh->Skeptic's Dictionary) Answer me Answering Machine!.
New Age! I will be on the edge of paradigm shifts, sifting through the I Ching. Theosophy, your relevence is relevant and I guess you may be, blasphemous but now seems such old news to me.
Everybody already has a mobile, you sir on the street are preaching to the converted! The cellphone industry will be the first in a line of Malthusian-esque catastrophes.
God put his name on the no-solicitations list the day man discovered the telegram. (Who needs me when you have Magickz?)
http://www.myanimalhome.net/ (my animal home??) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Tooooo Sick....thats reminiscent of To Sit. 2 Sick
http://www.ontological.com/ Got to go to this place. The ontological-hysteric theater?? Astronome with John Zorn? Yeah.
Cool message + singular name, and I'm going to google you.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Organic
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--- B E C O M E S --- A ---
--- L ------------------ N
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- D I S E A S E
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Am I being social in my antisocialism or antisocial in my aggressive socialism?
Note: I’m not a socialist, but based on what I know about their ideology, I doubt they’d mind sharing the label.
But to the point!
AN ODE TO DANNY BROWN!!!!
I’d rather…
Burrow into your brain bit by bit,
Than explode our blog with random shit,
My liver is failing,
My mind is flailing,
So pick your point and plunge your prick.
Haha – maybe I need to slow down with the William Gass. Nonetheless, I’m sure cyberspace will make your member tingle.
On another note, but one that is certainly in the same key - (Organic is old, or… ganic is old (I’m enjoying my word games)) - this was how someone once explained conservatism to me:
Imagine that the whole world is a boat (the evangelicals took this too literally and thought it was grounds to assume that Noah was a conservative, and hence, that god hates GAYS! Their logic is flawed, but so are their morals and their haircuts, so it’s a mystery where to start. Did their haircuts affect their logic or did (A implies B → not-B implies shit) manifest itself in the real world as a mullet?) and that it’s cruising peacefully across the Atlantic, occasionally getting shat on by an egret or a seagull (aka the Mohammedans). To try to rebuild the ship, from scratch, while at sea, would be complete lunacy. Instead, according to the conservatives, the ship needs to be constantly maintained and gradually improved, plank by plank, so that it doesn’t sink. The key here is the emphasis on maintenance and gradual reform. In other words, the radical-rebuild approach (aka revolution or progressive reform) is nothing short of madness.
My point: conservatives have a monopoly on the organic food market.
Alright, I’m going nowhere with this post. I have a lot to say, but I guess now is not the time to say it. More to come, eventually, on organic and authentic (I think they go hand in hand, but correct me if I’m wrong) and the lack of urban planning in Bangkok. I’ve even got a road map that I’m going to post, so get excited.
Continuity Continued
------So a dialogue is better. And I guess in some ways this means it need be more personal, which I was trying to avoid but was failing at and only created a impenetrable personability. Still all this returns us to our original matter of discussion- continuity and direction. I have no clear ideas on this. Blogs in general that I've read have no real continuity besides a theme they focus on (which I never like), such as "continental philosophy" or "left-wing politics", or "new music releases". There are also the ones where we talk about what we are doing and how we are feeling and what we are thinking which I guess we are doing now but as a general trend I think is also weak. Creativity right???? Creativity flows in so many different directions, in so many different formats, even within this limiting format of the typed word. But I think there is nothing wrong with us getting into each others heads right? Anyways, we didn't really get that much figured out. But this is good. And its only 10am in the morning here at work. Shit I've even have a whole schedule of my day written out (cuz you said it'd be good for a story!!!) that I did last week which I've spared you guys because only so much should be done. Who said blog posts are supposed to be short?
Uh oh I need to go somewhere else now hope I dont have to make phone calls.
Monday, February 2, 2009
searching for continuity
still... I think we need some continuity. It's like we've ripped a gaping hole in space with this blog, or rather, like we've inserted pockets of space into time (i might be wrong, but I think that's what you've been getting at with your posts about us hanging out and writing this blog at the same time and how the two - the hanging out and the writing - are impossibly linked), like some diver dude with the bends, or pepsi blood (something worked in that new add campaign). Anyway, the way I see it, all of a sudden there are pockets of space where there's only meant to be a single point (or where there used to only be a single point, because who am I to make value judgements on this shit) wrapped up neatly in the presence of the present, and I'm waiting for the redshift to kick in (because that's what that's from right? space expading simultaneously outwards from every point), and when it does this blog is going to explode, and it's going to be nothing more than an endurance game: who can wrap their mind around it longer? or it's going to turn into a battle royal: each of us competing to mold it into something manageable, which i actually think would be cool in a weird way, like a chess game, only the point would be to remake everyone else's ideas into something of your own, like that crazy african-american signifying monkey. Now that i think about it, isn't that what i'm doing right now? - taking your ideas and squeezing them in places and cutting them open in others until they bleed and choke and die and are reborn in the image of something new and of my own. Eventually, your voice and your ideas (or mine depending on who wins), will start to sound and look foreign to you (although this is not my intention), becuase there's no way I can read your posts and fully grasp what you're trying to say, and so, when i chew them up and spit them back out, they're bound to seem strang and oblong where they once looked round, like a chinese man in harlem, or a black man at the skiway for that matter. Eventually, you'll get into my head, and i'll get into yours and you'll start using my words to think your thoughts and vice versa, until one of us becomes schitzophrenic or goes completely mad. Instead, i think we should establish some sort of loose direction to this blog so that we're not forced to chose between exploding our blog and lobotomizing each other with words, video clips, colors, and music.
Brain Games
"I slept on the Bridge." - People are now jealous of teachers because of their pensions, job security, and benefits?!? So children are the future? (I thought it was the legacies of institutions, conglomerations, and infrastructure) We can't even train them to catch up to the present. Movin' on, from Slum Village to Microcastle.
"Fiction is a branch of neurology: the scenarios of nerve and blood vessel are the written mythologies of memory and desire." - Eh, is that the same as writing as a "mythology of the future"? Blood and nerves constantly remade anew.
"Around 20 million migrant workers have returned to the Chinese countryside after failing to find work in the cities because of the economic downturn, a senior official said today....underestimate and say the real figure could ultimately reach 40 million." - Numbers. Too. Big. Something profound about US-China trade relationship, civil unrest, China owning American debt, etcetcetc.
"The aerolite, or whatever it is, seems to be about fifty or sixty feet long, cylindrical, and about ten or twelve feet in diameter. Great excitement exists in the vicinity and the round-up is suspended while the cowboys wait for the wonderful find to cool off so they can examine it." - The one clear mention (and first hit) when I googled cowboys and UFOs was this 1884 newspaper article where the two [might have] coincided in time. The third link I find is- our blog!! holla
"Channels transmit.
The problem of knowledge is: how do you construct a channel capable of expressing it? Ideas are ideal problems; the reality is complexity. The purity of ideas give way to the fissures and leaks of the real." - The blog (or whatever this is, as there is no one to read it except you) is an interesting medium. I catch all these thoughts that have only a vague relation to what I'm thinking or my relationships with you guys, and then you get to read them (or never do) at a time outside of any such context of our hanging out. We are straddling this nether area where we do not communicate on this blog thoroughly online like most ppl do but at the same time it is not an extension of our casual conversation. It is freeing in its range of possibility but also terrifying in that I find myself all alone in a pseudo-dialogue, a ying-yang of both shouting into a void and slowly putting together the lego blocks of a hurricane. For real though, this shit really keeps me going at work. I really wish you guys would write something, anything, and not leave me stranded on ice while all of it breaks around me and i drift...
Also I'm going to slowly ratchet up the crazy. I think soon I will be writing outside of myself as you know me but as the lost denizen of Cowboys and UFOs, the nomad anyself.
journalism
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/stevecoll/2009/01/nonprofit-newsp.html?yrail

